So I've been listening to this radio show, called Welcome to Nightvale. I'm not sure if this Nightvale place is a real town. Seems a little far fetched. I mean, first of all, who uses blood stone circles anymore? Those are so last century. Second, forbidden dog park? Everyone knows there are no such thing as dogs, let alone a park to take them to, forbidden or otherwise. Also voting. Now this one I have a serious issue with. There was an entire show about a mayoral campaign, and how you need to vote for the right one or never see your loved one again. My sweet subjects, let me put your minds at ease. Democracy, is nothing more then a myth, created to scare you out of your safe cookie cutter ways. You do not need to worry about voting, or democracy, or thought. I will think for you. So do not fear. Do not worry about the outside world, or your place in it. Do not worry about the strange place called Nightvale or its unusual radio host. Just be happy in your ignorant bliss.
-Sincerely,
Your Supreme Overlord
-Sincerely,
Your Supreme Overlord
